Jokes

[ZXKatana]

So lately i think some people are taking gunz to seriuosly. CALM DOWN, JUST A GAME. Here read a joke, and if you want post another one so other people can read.

One day, a teacher was fed up with her class. They were extremely stupid and couldn't do anything. So she stood up infront of the class and said, "Ok, i would like whoever thinks they are stupid to stand up." A minute passes and no one stands up. Slowly, a single child stands up.
"Bob, do you really think you're stupid?"
"No Ma'am, i just didn't want you standing up there by yourself"

^_^ if you don't get it read it again, and post more jokes!
P.S, if you really needa be cheered up watch this:http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go and watch his other stuff. His name is Jeff Dunham.

So relax people and just enjoy gunz

[flickr]

Jokes FTW!!!! and ya some people r to serious about GunZ

[delandred]

Haha Katana that joke was pretty funny, you're right, some people seem to treat gunz like some kind of god (not that it's not great, just not that great). Heres my input, not a joke just a sad, true story, a man in Korea died a while agi, the cause? Playing on WOW for 48 hours straight :/ seriously, he was like 28, he had some kind of medical condition but playing without any breaks except to get food and to go to the toilet is a bti extreme, he didnt even sleep. The morale is, dont let a game rule your life

[ZXKatana]

yeah i heard of that too, some lady tried to beat a world record of playing video games the longest and died after playing video games for 3 days straight!

[HiiTSQuaD_ [Q]¹]

Jokes FTW!!!! and ya some people r to serious about GunZ

I.e Prof, Who Sits At Home All Day Thinking Of What To Come
And Spam The Forums With About Me.

[Luigi92]

i hate those people, a game was designed for the user to have a good time, not to worry about if he is going to get called a noob.

[GunChamp222]

pretty funny joke. i would +rep u but i already repped u soemtime in the past

[Thahanos]

¹;1463204']I.e Prof, Who Sits At Home All Day Thinking Of What To Come
And Spam The Forums With About Me.

You know, if you just put him on your ignore list for like a week, I'm sure this whole arguement will be forgotten.

[Shia840]

woot! /gives fifth shiny
You need to spread the love on the game too. Dx

[ZXKatana]

so... is anyone else gunna post a joke?

[Thahanos]

so... is anyone else gunna post a joke?

I would put some, but a lot of mine are inside jokes ):

[ZXKatana]

awww >.< none of you guys have jokes?

[vidoll]

http://esum.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/serious.jpg

[Jefferey]

lmao lmao
hahahahahaha
the funniest thing happened today
hahahahahaha
so there i was
hahahahahaha
alone in the bathroom
hahahahahaha
and i looked into the mirror
hahahahahaha
and i started laughing
hahahahahaha
i cant stop now
hahahahahaha

[Keeze]

Jeff Dunham FTW!

+rep

[_Aes_Sedai_]

Thahanos had a thread like this I think. It should be ressed.

[Thahanos]

Thahanos had a thread like this I think. It should be ressed.

"Searches through my old threads made" Well I'll drop a call when I find something similar xD

[_Aes_Sedai_]

"Searches through my old threads made" Well I'll drop a call when I find something similar xD

I found it. I was wrong. It was SimonT3hdoc. I already bumped it in the media sec I think.

[Thahanos]

I found it. I was wrong. It was SimonT3hdoc. I already bumped it in the media sec I think.

Lol k, I wasn't expecting myself to make a thread like that xD
Well~ maybe.

[Thahanos]

So there was this man who was at this bar, and he kep drinking and drinking through the night.
As soon as he finishes a cup, he looks into a pocket on his shirt, then orders another drink.
He does this so many times, that by the 6th cup, the waiter asks him "Hey man, what's in your pocket?"
The man looks up says "Oh, it's a picture of my wife, I was hoping I'd get drunk enough that over time she'd look good."

Cold Joke.

[[SnackS]]

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?



http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/xbox/action/bruce_lee_watah.jpg


Korean Joke:

What do you call a hairy robot?
Tuhl Minator.

[meandme]

Superman is horny so he see wonder woman naked, he wants to go do her, but then he thought he should get flowers first, but he thought since he was superman she wouldnt notice a quick fux,

he does her and flys away,

wonder woman then says "hmm invisible man did you feel a breeze?" invisible man say "no, but my @ss hurts

[Thahanos]

Superman is horny so he see wonder woman naked, he wants to go do her, but then he thought he should get flowers first, but he thought since he was superman she wouldnt notice a quick fux,

he does her and flys away,

wonder woman then says "hmm invisible man did you feel a breeze?" invisible man say "no, but my @ss hurts

LOL. That's a nice one.
And wdf? Flowers? Who goes "Hey baby here's some roses, now spead em"

[[SnackS]]

Superman is horny so he see wonder woman naked, he wants to go do her, but then he thought he should get flowers first, but he thought since he was superman she wouldnt notice a quick fux,

he does her and flys away,

wonder woman then says "hmm invisible man did you feel a breeze?" invisible man say "no, but my @ss hurts

haha good joke xD. *props

[voodoo13]

silence!!....i kill you
btw i found some funny vids on youtube :lolz:

how to be gangsta--> http://youtube.com/watch?v=khFhF64P3VQ
how to be emo--> http://youtube.com/watch?v=pK4bLMd0avU
and my favorite: the ipod human --> http://youtube.com/watch?v=Phbe8mEDMe4&feature=user :lolz:

[Dytosa]

My family tells a joke per day.

A man and his daughter are at the mall. They go to the place where you can eat, buy some food, and sit down. The man see's a kid with Liberty spiked hair, and each spike was a different color. The kid accidentally noticed that the man was looking at him, and continued to eat his meal. After a while of the man staring at the kid, the kid got fed up. He stood up, walked over to the man, and said "WHAT, HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING CRAZY IN YOUR LIFE!!!??"

The man said "Yea I fcked a pea-c()ck once, I was just wondering if you were my son!"

[voodoo13]

My family tells a joke per day.

A man and his daughter are at the mall. They go to the place where you can eat, buy some food, and sit down. The man see's a kid with Liberty spiked hair, and each spike was a different color. The kid accidentally noticed that the man was looking at him, and continued to eat his meal. After a while of the man staring at the kid, the kid got fed up. He stood up, walked over to the man, and said "WHAT, HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING CRAZY IN YOUR LIFE!!!??"

The man said "Yea I fcked a pea-c()ck once, I was just wondering if you were my son!"

dude......this joke is in romania too.......only that the kid was in a buss.....but nvm....the punch line is the same :lolz:.......and btw it was a parrot

[Dytosa]

A blonde woman is lying in bed with her husband who was supposed to be out of town for the weekend. At 11pm the phone rings and a male voice says "Hey, just calling to see if the coast is clear?". The blonde woman says "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?, thats 200 miles from here!" and she hangs up.

The husband then asks her "Who was that dear?". She says "Some guy wanting to know if the coast was clear".

:rofl:

[voodoo13]

A blonde woman is lying in bed with her husband who was supposed to be out of town for the weekend. At 11pm the phone rings and a male voice says "Hey, just calling to see if the coast is clear?". The blonde woman says "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?, thats 200 miles from here!" and she hangs up.

The husband then asks her "Who was that dear?". She says "Some guy wanting to know if the coast was clear".

:rofl:

i get it :lolz: ....the man calling was her lover wanting to know if the her housband was away from home :rofl:

[joeturf]

Hahaha.

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel on a wagon pulled by two horses. Shortly after they left, the older horse stumbled.

The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.

The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little while, the poor old horse stumbled a third time.

The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do!"

The farmer said, "That's once."



Only for jokes =P

[ZXKatana]

why are these all like love jokes?

[meandme]

How did chinese people learn to speak?

They dropped a spoon and it said ching chang won ton

I'm chinese btw.

[ZXKatana]

How did chinese people learn to speak?

They dropped a spoon and it said ching chang won ton

I'm chinese btw.

0.o whoa you being racist to yourself :zip: wow

That was uh... unexpected :doh:

[Boubous]

me too meandme! some people's lives revolve around gunz, its not just a game 4 em.

A black man walks into a store with a talking parrot on his shoulder. The store owner says "cool, where did u get him?"
the parrot replies "just something i picked up on my trip to africa."

[Shia840]

Okay now they're getting strangely racist...

[he@d$h07]

Okay now they're getting strangely racist...

I have one racist joke that will blow everyone's away, but I don't wana get banned xD.

[Thahanos]

I have one racist joke that will blow everyone's away, but I don't wana get banned xD.

I have tons >.>
Lol.