Emberspeed
04-11-2008, 10:37 PM
So I was playing with this guy in duel. He asks me, "how you get a cruelizon?".
So I reply, I got it from a coupon box. He asks me how to claim these coupon boxes so I explain to him. I tell him to go to the website and stuff. Then, he claims 4 pink coupon boxes. Hes very excited and opens em all up. Then....
"Btw, you know that you're gonna be charged for claiming those boxes right?"
hes like "???"
"Ijji is gonna charge your static ip address or bill the address connected to your account when you signed up"
hes like "wat???? u neva told me that"
"Oh, I thought you knew. It says so on the front page of the item shop thing. Didn't you read it?"
Hes like "omg uuuu"
"Don't worry, it doesn't charge that much"
hes like "omgg how much it charge"
"Only $2 per box"
hes like "omg im goin to be in so much trouble"
I figure it wasn't scary enough...
"$2 per box for green boxes, which box do you have?"
he says "pink"
"WOAH, man, pink boxes charge $10 each!!"
he basically faints..
then he says "WHAT? UUU!!! U!! IM QUITTING GUNZ"
"They'll charge you more then, its in their policy. They'll charge you an extra $200 quitting fee"
hes like "omg plzz no how do i cancel it"
"There is no way to cancel it. Just pay it, its only like $40 man"
Then, he goes into cardiac arrest and keeps blaming me going like "OMG UU!!! U JUST GOT ME KILLED!!!!!".
I feel sorry for him and said "Happy late April fools".
So I reply, I got it from a coupon box. He asks me how to claim these coupon boxes so I explain to him. I tell him to go to the website and stuff. Then, he claims 4 pink coupon boxes. Hes very excited and opens em all up. Then....
"Btw, you know that you're gonna be charged for claiming those boxes right?"
hes like "???"
"Ijji is gonna charge your static ip address or bill the address connected to your account when you signed up"
hes like "wat???? u neva told me that"
"Oh, I thought you knew. It says so on the front page of the item shop thing. Didn't you read it?"
Hes like "omg uuuu"
"Don't worry, it doesn't charge that much"
hes like "omgg how much it charge"
"Only $2 per box"
hes like "omg im goin to be in so much trouble"
I figure it wasn't scary enough...
"$2 per box for green boxes, which box do you have?"
he says "pink"
"WOAH, man, pink boxes charge $10 each!!"
he basically faints..
then he says "WHAT? UUU!!! U!! IM QUITTING GUNZ"
"They'll charge you more then, its in their policy. They'll charge you an extra $200 quitting fee"
hes like "omg plzz no how do i cancel it"
"There is no way to cancel it. Just pay it, its only like $40 man"
Then, he goes into cardiac arrest and keeps blaming me going like "OMG UU!!! U JUST GOT ME KILLED!!!!!".
I feel sorry for him and said "Happy late April fools".