I need advice.

[JeffTheKing]

Over the last 24 hours I have drank 4 cans of lo-carb Monster. I have also been sitting for a long period of time. My kidneys have a slight pain and I don't know what it's from. O.o

[JeffTheKing]

If I don't make it......Tell tailsy........I stole his wallet.........

[Revolver]

quick! type /suicide before they kill you!

[darkid300]

Kidney's clean your blood. Probably ate/drank something or too much of it.

[tailsy]

tailsy doesnt have a wallet

[darkid300]

tailsy doesnt have a wallet

Not anymore. Right? :P

[JeffTheKing]

Kidney's clean your blood. Probably ate/drank something or too much of it.

So will the pain go away?

Dude it'd be awesome if i got constipated.

Then i'd wait like 3 weeks and then i'd be like RAWR!!!!!!

[JeffTheKing]

Omfg somebody tell me how to throw up, i drank more than the daily value.

I just stuck my head in the garbage can and only threw up a little, JESUS CHRIST HELP ME.

[t3h_pwnz0r]

Omg! Your Gonna Die! Quick! Go Heal!

[KingAthren]

Stick your finger in your throat.. Drinking 4 monsters in 1 day isnt that bad o.O
Just double of the maximum amout recommended on the can.

[vex06]

Drink milk or water.

You may be food poisioned, although if you were it would be HORRIBLE and you wouldn't be posting.
Stay away from solid foods if you are, and stick with milk or water.

I prefer milk mmmmm.

[sk8withguns]

uh... I drank 2 monsters, an extra large redbull, a 5 hour energy, a can of pepsi, and two glasses of sprite in the course of 2 hours and i thaught i was gonna die lol.

[t3h_pwnz0r]

Weak... 6 redbulls and 2 litters of pepsi in 2 hours ez....

[JeffTheKing]

I don't think it's cool to see how much you can hold without dying. Now if it was a food challenge the tables would be turned completely.

[vex06]

I had nothing but Coke (coca cola not the drug) one day and damn the next day my throat was gone.

[t3h_pwnz0r]

lol... that used to be perfectly normal for me... just drink coke all day... Now I'm hooked on iced tea D=

[pie108]

(RAWR) Donate your kidneys. (RAWR)

[100plus]

Go see a doctor and ask him.

[t3h_pwnz0r]

Well... If you do indeed have food poisoning, there is only one way to completely ensure you survive it... jump off a building, if you dont die of food poisoning by the time you reach the ground, you succesfully avoided dying of food poison....

It seems logical enough to me...

[frogger]

uh... I drank 2 monsters, an extra large redbull, a 5 hour energy, a can of pepsi, and two glasses of sprite in the course of 2 hours and i thaught i was gonna die lol.

LOL THATS INSANE

[Thahanos]

Yes, I'm pretty darn sure it's those 4 monsters you drank.
But yeah man, get some rest and drink some fluids (that aren't monster drinks).

Yeah...I remember when I drank a 24 pack of pepsi max in like 3 hours of hard core grind in this MMO.
Didn't really sleep for 2 days...

[KophDrop]

Over the last 24 hours I have drank 4 cans of lo-carb Monster. I have also been sitting for a long period of time. My kidneys have a slight pain and I don't know what it's from. O.o

Drink more monster and send some to koph for his great idea!

Monster=Yummy

[ninjis]

24x pack of jolt cola, 1.5litres of ED (Finnish energy drink) and some Coca-Cola over the course of one weekend (2days). I was a happy camper : )

[GM_Xander]

I hate energy drinks >_<

[Minto44]

Just wanted to ask, what in gods name is a "monster"? I also use to drink 2-5 energy drinks per day (More when I decide to pull an all-nighter) and it isnt too bad. Now tell me what a "monster" is!

[JeffTheKing]

It's a strong energy drink. I went to sleep for a few hours after drinking 4 glasses of milk and 2 glasses of water.

My kidneys feel better but still hurt a little.

[Minto44]

Can I give you a get better hug? :>

[JeffTheKing]

Maybe

XAVIER, WHERES TAILSY'S WALLET!

[Minto44]

*Hug's JeffTheKing* <3

[JeffTheKing]

*Smiles and winks at Achmed*

[Killerchris66]

Saltines and seltzer.


Saltine crackers, of course.

[Asas1nn_Paul]

Jeff, sounds like you've carb-loaded. Carb-loading is what athletes do for extreme energy. Like 5-7 days before the event.

What you do is, don;t have alot of carbs for 2-3 days, then for 2-3 days stock up on carbs, if you have done this, i suggest going to google and typing Carb-loading and look at the effects. Some of them are: Diahorea (dont have a clue how to spell), sickness, bowel pains, stomach problems, eating habits at weird times.

If you have carb-loaded, id suggest doing a little exercise, not a lot, but like 5-10 mins of doing something, just moving regulary, but have a rest. then repeat.

Hope this helped, and gl wit hthe lo-carb monsters

[306905320]

lol?//////////////////////////

[JeffTheKing]

Jeff, sounds like you've carb-loaded. Carb-loading is what athletes do for extreme energy. Like 5-7 days before the event.

What you do is, don;t have alot of carbs for 2-3 days, then for 2-3 days stock up on carbs, if you have done this, i suggest going to google and typing Carb-loading and look at the effects. Some of them are: Diahorea (dont have a clue how to spell), sickness, bowel pains, stomach problems, eating habits at weird times.

If you have carb-loaded, id suggest doing a little exercise, not a lot, but like 5-10 mins of doing something, just moving regulary, but have a rest. then repeat.

Hope this helped, and gl wit hthe lo-carb monsters

You've given me the best advice so far +rep