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[Renkan]

Everyone loves a good joke here and there right? Well heres one joke that had me dying of laughter upon reading it. It's hilarious. Hope it doesn't disgust you guys ;) Courtesy of ComedyCentral

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

:) Random thread ftw? DON'T BAN ME!!! xD Just trying to make some laughs ^^

[AgonyScene]

Everyone loves a good joke here and there right? Well heres one joke that had me dying of laughter upon reading it. It's hilarious. Hope it doesn't disgust you guys ;) Courtesy of ComedyCentral

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

:) Random thread ftw? DON'T BAN ME!!! xD Just trying to make some laughs ^^

I love it. Perhaps next time I go on vacation I'll print this out and try a few.

[toastofdoom]

I love one of em, what to do in a K mart, or just a retail store.

When the loudspeaker comes on, assume the fetal position and scream in a desperate voice: "No, Not the voices again!!!"

Regularily challenge customers to swordfights with the noodle floats.

[Revolver]

Screw vacation... I'm going to wal-mart NOW

[AgonyScene]

I love one of em, what to do in a K mart, or just a retail store.

When the loudspeaker comes on, assume the fetal position and scream in a desperate voice: "No, Not the voices again!!!"

Regularily challenge customers to swordfights with the noodle floats.

Oh god the noodle fights reminds me of a time we tried playing basketball with the giant rubber balls at wal-mart.

[AgonyScene]

Screw vacation... I'm going to wal-mart NOW

Wow perfect timing :D The next post is about wal-mart
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[Renkan]

Go around old people's shopping carts and drop condoms in them :)

Buy ONLY cat litter and condoms ;)

[toastofdoom]

Hah epic +1ing. I once challeneged some teenager to a noodle fight. He accepted. I won. Then we got kicked out.

LOL

[Revolver]

Lol I remember getting chased outa walmart when I was like 9 cause me and my friend went for a bike race through electronics

[AgonyScene]

Lol I remember getting chased outa walmart when I was like 9 cause me and my friend went for a bike race through electronics

I was once there real late just before closing and most employees went home. There was this super chill guy who let us test ride bikes around the store. But then the manager found us. I think he got in trouble.

[Revolver]

Lol ouch... that sux... kinda cool though lol, up here they're like... you cant do that, thats against the rules! we cant let you do that! your breaking the rules! your breaking the rules OMG! YOUR BREAKING THE RULES!@#!@

[AgonyScene]

The most amazing place to hang out after midnight in New Hampshire is: Dunkin Donuts. The nightshift lady is so nice she lefts us hang out there and gives us free stale donuts. One day this summer I am going to bring in Twister and play there.

[Renkan]

Lol agony, I love hanging out at Savon at night.

*Must bump, other topics getting too far ahead*

[Revolver]

lol nice, twister and free donuts... your gonna get in some awkward possition and puke all over and then slip and crush the other dude xD

[AgonyScene]

lol nice, twister and free donuts... your gonna get in some awkward possition and puke all over and then slip and crush the other dude xD

I haven't been there too late recently. I hope the same woman is there over the summer. Free stale strawberry frosted...yum

[Revolver]

Lol xD chocolate ftw m8...

[Renkan]

Let meh come! Hah

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[toastofdoom]

So we're spamming this thread too?

[AgonyScene]

So we're spamming this thread too?

We're +1ing this, apology, monk thread, and everything in media section.

[Revolver]

cheah boi! media section too! =D

BURN THE INFIDELS! BURN THE INFIDELS!!!