Good or Funny stories

[Stitches]

Let me hear all your good and funny stories that happened on Gunz :)
you can also show me a screen shot of it if you have it.
for me i have a few stories.
I got a double kill with an Avenger MK II in Clan war. " so there i was, Castle stage, cat walk, near where the ammo and health spawns, if you don't know where the cat walk is.
and as two of the enemies chased after me.. I rolled backwards down the stairs trying to get away, fearing for my life. But I realized I left my friend behind. I'm no coward I have to help him. So then I rolled right back up. knowing I had no choice but to fight back. but it was to late my friend Was gunned down and his death was my fault. "I must redeem myself"
No health and no armor this was it. with my team mate KIA i had to end it fast. then from around the corner they came. side by side. and looking to spill blood. with out a moment of hesitation I fired. hitting the neck and face their bodies fell backwards, as I stood over them supprised myself.
the end.
I hope you enjoyed this :xd: and to be honest I've written two novels before. so this was fun to get into the creative style again. :D

[Whist]

Ir fighting sprayer nub with my MG n he was all jumping off tehw alls n shtz shooting at me. But I kilt him. i told him "lol noob sprayer" bekause he wuz using rifle but he said that I WAS the noob sprayer and he was at red hp. And i wuz like...umm noooo. LOL

I pwnt him but he could not take the hummidiation of teh sichuation. LOL wut noobs.

[Sandgoose]

Any time I shoot a dude with his sword in the wall, especially on the castle map. A "LOL" usually results, though it's never from me.

[el-skeezo]

So there I was, Castle stage, cat walk, near where the ammo and health spawns, if you don't know where the cat walk is. Me and my teammate were chasing after a member of the other team.

He rolled down the steps fearing for his life, not realizing that he had left his companion for dead to my fellow clan member and I. We rapidly gunned him down, and we were certain that our team would win the round.

But then something clicked in the opposing player's head, he had remarked his cowardly move and saw no other choice than to redeem himself. He charged up the stairs.

And what happened next can best be resumed in a modified version of the song: Eazy-Duz-It, by Eazy-E.

And it goes like this:

-We shot *shooting sound effect*

-And he shot *shooting sound effect*

-As you can see he cold smoked our asses.

[bladetsukasa]

Pretty much anytime someone sees my candy/triangle seawe.ed and says I hack =.=

[Enh4nc3d5p4rk]

i want candy nao!

[Stitches]

umm el-skeezo you just copied what i said. so that does'nt count. try to be creative and not steal others work.

[HeavenlyFlow]

Pretty much anytime someone sees my candy/triangle seawe.ed and says I hack =.=

But youz iz a hackerz!111