Originally Posted by Worker (Post 11658842)

Firstly to start off, I'm 17 and I get paid $12 an hour for this **** and that's a fairly decent amount so nothing more about that.

Please, when you order something, keep the ****ing "hold the lettuce or no pickles, etc'" to an appropriate minimum; that means don't order 50 mother****ing big macs and have them all differently made for your 5 obese children

I had this woman order 4 or 5 seperate burgers for her ****ing fat *** family with different requests for each; naturally we'd get a bit confused and add maybe some onions in there, or a pickle where it wasn't meant to be

But ****, this ***** had the nerve to come back and demand we remake the burgers to her specific order; we had to throw away those perfectly good burgers and waste time feeding this fat ***** for another night. She even gave us the biggest dirty that even made our floors look sparkling clean.

You eat whatever the **** we put in your burgers, that's how they're meant to be; if you don't like pickles or a friggin onion FINE take them the **** out yourself and don't be ridiculous

When ordering in large groups, like I said above keep the special requests to a minimum and don't be ****ing ridiculous on what you order, and order all in ONE round; don't keep coming back every minute for another ****ing cheeseburger or extra mustard; we'll just give you a ****ing drop and send it back, we need some rest too.

And to those who order burgers like without the sauce; meat or even without anything, like what the ****? Might as well eat the mother****ing paper crossword puzzle you get with your tray

Just today, I counted this fat asian mother****er make an order 7 times.
7 ****ING TIMES.
This guy seemed to love his McFeasts; you want a McFeast with extra sauce and extra meat? How about the whole tray of onions?
Sure, WE'LL GIVE YOU A MOTHER****ING FEAST YA FAT MOTHER****ER
WANT A TUB OF FRIES WITH THAT TOO? SURE, RAID OUT STOREROOM WHILE YA AT IT

This is something I don't mind though. You want extra sauce on your burger, along with extra pickles and extra cheese?
I'll soak the mother****ing buns in the sauce and stuff it with lettuce; I love it and you'll love it too

When you come to order something, there's a ****ing reason why there's a line for you to wait in; so you can stand there and have in mind what you want
Don't ****ing come up to the counter and decide on the spot; make up your friggin mind before you order
And when you do order, order EVERYTHING in that one transaction; don't go
"Oh sorry, can I have an extra cheeseburger with that" or 3 more mother****ing fillet'o fishes

Our order screen at the back only beeps once when the order comes in and we make whatever pops up on the screen immeditately; sometimes we don't see the extra **** you've ordered by accident and by the time we've taken other orders, we've missed your order and you get all pissy and whinge that it's taken 2 minutes for your cheeseburger to come and you haven't gotten it BECAUSE YOU ****ING ORDERED IT 2 MINUTES AFTER YOU MADE YOU FIRST MOTHER****ING ORDER AND NOW IT'S BEEN GIVEN TO THE FAT **** WHO ORDERED CORRECTLY AFTER YOU

Obesity is experience.
I respect every fat **** that comes in; they've been here before and done it all, no fuss or hassle they just want another quarter pounder and a bucket of coke.

One more thing.
Nothing in Mcdonalds is fresh.
I repeat, nothing is fresh.

This fat indian ***** that works at the McCafe next to us; everytime she goes on a lunch break, she asks us "Is the McChicken fresh?"

NAH ***** NOTHING IN THIS JOINT IS FRESH; EVEN THE MANAGERS BREATH IS FRESHER

She demands we fry her one immediately just for her. **** that, I just grab the first piece of chicken from the tray and make her the damn burger. Hell, I even grab the brown lettuce at the very bottom of the tray, just for saying that to me.
She even goes away to eat and comes back without saying a word.

HA! YOU ****ING DUMB****, THAT CHICKEN WAS 7 MINUTES OLD

How the **** are deep fried meats meant to be fresh anyway you dumb *****? Freshly cooked meat perhaps, but it's only fresh if we've just killed the cow in the storeroom and prepared it right there

Lastly, if you want to be a ****head, grab all ya mates and head down to maccas and order the whole ****ing menu; make our lives miserable and expect half assed made burgers and an extra finger in there or two.

I'd say more but it's getting depressing now ;(
So in conclusion, please.
When you go to McDonalds, don't order any burgers.